I love chilli - it's what I had today for dinner - I keep all my tobasco bottles like trophies. (had to start collecting something when I gave up my malt whisky bottle collection). I also buy jars of pickled whole chillies, chilli powder, chilli pepper corns, chopped chilli sauce, fresh chillies and have been working out how to grow my own.
A Texas Chili Contest
by Chimene 13 Replies latest social humour
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ballistic
obviously I killed that thread by owning up to a life traumatised by an overwhelming chilli addiction.
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AlmostAtheist
Very fun! Poor schlog.
Dave
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jonsey
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.
This was my favorite part!
MJ