Anyone want to go for a swim?

by Scully 11 Replies latest social humour

  • Scully
    Scully

    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond; as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old men can still think fast

  • Chimene
    Chimene

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats a good one

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    I can SO see my dad doing this! Thanks for the smile, Scully!

    Dave

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  • DigitalFokus
    DigitalFokus

    hahahahahahahaha, thats great!!!

    smart man.

  • Boxed elder bugs
    Boxed elder bugs

    I'll try that line at the next JW baptism. Maybe they'll trample a few elders trying to get out of the water.

  • Beachbender
    Beachbender

    Now that was a funny Scully! Thanks!!

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Cute!

    Can't wait to share the joke with my dad.

  • mark hughes
    mark hughes

    VERY FUNNY.

  • Billygoat
    Billygoat

    LMAO!!!!

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