by nicolaou 50 Replies latest social humour
The "banquet of well-oiled dishes" served in the morning, kept many of the loyal and obedient JWs kneeling before the Porcelain during the afternoon.
Aaaannnnnd coming down the backstretch......it's Lady's Choice by a length...
This was funny to me because I was baptised at a racetrack in Rhode Island!
Annie
Where's Waldo ?
steve
This thread is great! You guys crack me up!
But, I think Steve's is my favorite:
Where's Waldo ?
ROTFL!
Living proof Bethel is now cloning brothers to make up the numbers
"Make sure you save seats only for those traveling in your car or immediate family members."
LOL@ onesong.
Brother Smith nervously glanced around him....it was so obvious and yet... and yet...He couldn't bring himself to get up and go to the restroom. Doing this would obviously give it away that he was guilty, shamefully guilty and he knew it.
His saving grace was the young brother sitting fast asleep to the right of him. That and the buffer of empty seats around him.. it was fortunate that the family of Albanian delegates left before the noon session.
He lifted both arms slightly to relieve the dampness in his armpits, and leaned forward slightly in his seat.
At that exact same moment he realized that he shouldnt have done that...the burrito he had for lunch was taking revenge on his bowels again and held his breath as the gaseous stench wafted through the air....
"Checks" for Watchtower Assemblies
for this year's conventions page already up and running and proofed
Love it-Danny
hehe
Those were hilarious everybody! But, I have to say, you really had me rollin', jojokitty!!!
~Merry
