Quotes

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  • h2o
    h2o

    While traveling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them.
    —Gene Spafford

    Religion is the perfect justification for tyranny, because it doesn't require an ounce of reason or a shred of proof.
    —Anonymous

    Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years.
    —John Burroughs

    An Apology to the Devil: It must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case. God has written all the books.
    —Samuel Butler

    Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind.
    —Albert Einstein

    I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
    —Galileo Galilei

    Wisdom begins where the fear of God ends.
    —André Gide, 1929

    If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.
    —Goncourt

    A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain—then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?
    —Robert A. Heinlein

    If you really want to make a lot of money, start your own religion.
    —L. Ron Hubbard

    The inspiration of the Bible depends upon the ignorance of the gentleman who reads it.
    —Robert G. Ingersoll

    Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear.
    —Thomas Jefferson, 1787

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
    —Timothy Jones

    The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window.
    —Stephen King

    "Faith" means not wanting to know what is true.
    —Friedrich Nietzsche
    The Anti-Christ, 1888

    There's no reason to bring religion into it. I think we ought to have as great a regard for religion as we can, so as to keep it out of as many things as possible.
    —Sean O'Casey

    Without a doubt the greatest injury of all was done by basing morals on myth. For, sooner or later, myth is recognized for what it is, and disappears. Then morality loses the foundation on which it has been built.
    —Lord Samuel

    If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
    —Thomas Szasz

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
    Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

    A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
    Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

    An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
    Margaret Atwood

    Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
    Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

    Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried.
    G. K. Chesterton

    Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
    William Temple

    Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
    Mark Twain (1835-1910)

    GopherWhy shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
    Mark Twain (1835-1910)

  • StifflersErSlayersBrother
    StifflersErSlayersBrother

    Dont eat yellow snow...

  • GinnyTosken
    GinnyTosken

    Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered."
    --Victor J. Stenger

    Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
    --Benny Hill

    If . . . you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
    --Catherine Aird

  • teejay
    teejay

    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -- George Carlin

    Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. --
    Andre Gide

    I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking," and then I thought: What the hell good would that do? -- Ronnie Shakes

  • Jigrigger
    Jigrigger

    "God's still up there laughing, so he's got to be alive..."
    - Kris Kristofferson, from his song 'Welcome To 2003 MInus 25'

    "Plant yer corn early"
    - Jed Clampett, when told to give the waiter a tip...

    Jrig

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    "Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true."
    Francis Bacon

    "Humankind cannot bear very much reality."
    T.S. Eliot

    "The only certainty is that nothing is certain."
    Pliny I

    "Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking."
    H.L.Mencken

    "The foolish and the dead alone never change their opinion."
    James Russell Lowell

    "The only man who can change his mind is a man that's got one."
    Edward Noyes Westcott

    "The Bible and Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation."
    Elizabeth Cady Stanto

    "He that lives on hope has a slender diet."
    Scottish Proverb

    "We are miserable enough in this life, without the absurdity of speculating upon another."
    Lord Byron

    April

  • COMF
    COMF

    If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking til you do succeed.

    COMF

  • tattoogrl333
    tattoogrl333

    "Which came first the chicken or the egg? I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg"
    Beastie Boys

    " A Leader is best when people barely know he exists. When his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say, we did this ourselves."
    Harry S. Truman

  • AngelofMuZiC
    AngelofMuZiC

    "If you keep your mouth shut, no one will ever know you're stupid."
    -Anonymous

    "Life is a journey, not a destination...so STOP RUNNING!"
    -a poster I saw

    "You miss 100% of the shots you never take. But statistically, you miss 99.9% of the ones you do."
    -another poster I saw

    "No one ever leaves a star" -Norma Desmond for Sunset Boulevard

    Joanne

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