In keeping with the celebration of Presidential Elections in the USA, I've found the following memorial quotes pertaining to this National Pastime:
"A conservative is a statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from a Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others" Ambrose Bierce
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle
"Elections are held to delude the populace into believing that they are participating in government." Gerald Lieberman
"The only reason I'm not running for president is I'm afraid no woman will come forward and say she's slept with me." Garry Shandling
"I have faults but being wrong isn't one of them." Jimmy Hoffa
"I have made good judgements in the past; I have made good judgements in the future." Dan Quayle
"Vote early and vote often." Al Capone
"One word sums up the responsibility of any vice-president, and that word is 'to be prepared.'" Dan Quayle
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." Winston Churchill
"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that you have to spend much of your life defending sons-of-bitches." HL Mencken
"I wouldn't piss down Jerry Brown's throat if his heart was on fire." James Carville
"What a mess we are in now - peace has broken out." Napoleon Bonaparte
"Congressmen are so damned dumb, they could throw themselves on the ground and miss." James Traficant
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