The rules of this game are that you have to invent a wacky conspiracy theory each go X-files style
The winner is the first one assassinated for revealing the truth (not much of a prize I know).
I'll start...
Blue smarties are filled with toxic e-numbers that mutate sweet kids into chav (trailor trash) like monsters with ADHD, brought on by Nestle to bring civilisation down to its knees so that they can rule the world