by IP_SEC 17 Replies latest social humour
But then they walked near another door, only this time, instead of opening it, Peter said to the guy, "Ssshhhh, we have to be quiet. There are 144,000 Jehovah’s Witnesses in there, and they think they're the only ones up here!"
oh missbehave, i'm very nearly on the verge of peeing myself with laughter, that was pure gold! x
MissBehave,
I'm going to remember that one! That was hilarious!
The first bloodless surgery was performed this week in which a kid who is a Jehovah's Witness got a new liver without a blood transfusion. The parents were so happy, they almost celebrated!
While traveling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them.
What do you get when you cross Jehovah's Witness with a Mafia hitman ? Lots of converts.
Why do mobsters hate Jehovah's Witnesses? They hate all witnesses!
I learned something the other day. I learned the Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't like strangers going up to their door and annoying them.
A man went to a pet shop and purchased a parrot. Apparently, the parrot had belonged to a Jehovah's Witness because it kept repeating, "Read the Watchtower and Awake. Avoid wordly associations. The end of this system of things is near." Squawk. Well, the new owner of the bird attempted to add new vocabulary to the parrot's repertoire with books on tape and contemporary music, but as the months went by it became obvious that nothing could break through. The parrot continued to repeat the standard catchphrases of the Watchtower Society and nothing else. The owner finally became frustrated and infuriated and, in a fit of violent anger, threw the parrot across the room. The parrot smashed against the wall, and slid down to the floor, at which point the parrot immediately started squawking: "No Blood! No Blood! No Blood!"
A young boy was walking along the road pulling puppies in a wagon. He was walking by a kingdom hall, where a district overseer stood outside on the grass. Curious, the district overseer asks "What kind of puppies are those?" In reply the boy said: " They're Jehovah's Witness puppies." The district overseer chuckled and the boy was on his way. The same boy walked by the kingdom hall once more and the district overseer this time was standing with some elders. The district overseer said "Watch this" and asked again "What kind of puppies are those?" This time the boy said "Love Puppies." The district overseer, shocked, said, "I thought you said they were Jehovah's Witness puppies." The boy said "Yeah, but today their eyes opened!"
A woman answers the door to be faced with a JW and immediately says that shes not remotely interested in her message and slams the door shut...surprisingly the door flings back open with the JW standing there; she slams the door again but the door again bounces back open; the woman says 'look take your foot out of the way of the door and piss off'! the JW replies 'my foot isnt in the door but you might want to move your cat!'.
DB74
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What type of bread to JWs eat?
Jehovis.
(For non UK people, Hovis is a very popular brand of bread here).
At an assembly after the prayer the speaker tells those present to just sit down. An interested person sees a pin on his chair and removes it before sitting. A JW next to him also sees one and he says: "if Jehovah's organisation instructs us to just sit I will do exactly so" and he procedes to sit on the pin.
http://tonguetied.us/2006/03/an_australian_cartoon.php An Australian Cartoon Tongue Tied 4 hours, 50 minutes ago Yep. It's a Muslim being portrayed with ... March 15, 2006
"Courier Mail" newspaper in my home State of Queensland. The cartoon refers to a recent story to the effect that "deprogramming" of fanatical Muslims is being considered in Australia. Apparently the cartoonist thinks that Jehovah's Witnesses could be used as deprogrammers.
No reaction to the cartoon so far. It seems to me to be pretty brave (and definitely "incorrect") of the paper to print it.
Above pic up on Danny's server
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An Australian Cartoon
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... Australia. Apparently the cartoonist thinks that Jehovah's Witnesses could be used as deprogrammers. No reaction to the cartoon so far. ...
Yep. It's a Muslim being portrayed with a bomb. Enough to make any Muslim go crazy? One would think so. But it is from Brisbane's "Courier Mail" newspaper in my home State of Queensland. The cartoon refers to a recent story to the effect that "deprogramming" of fanatical Muslims is being considered in Australia. Apparently the cartoonist thinks that Jehovah's Witnesses could be used as deprogrammers.
No reaction to the cartoon so far. It seems to me to be pretty brave (and definitely "incorrect") of the paper to print it.
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