Don't get the phone... it's Satan! (page 2)

LDH

their studies will get immediate, personal attention from the Devil himself, in many clever forms

Very funny.

Dr Jekyll

Don't get the phone... it's Satan!

nowadays its more likely to be an old dub getting in their 15 minutes a month!

Spectre

I can just see Satan, in the voice of Dr. Evil;

"These humans, they made this communication device called a "telephone." I shall use this contraption in my insidious plot to foil my arch-nemesis Jehovah and his loyal witnesses. Number 2, did you get me a good long-distance provider? 8 cents a minute? You buffoon! Arrange a deal to get me 6 cents a minute, I've got a lot of calls to make."

Kudra

too funny-
Whenever (always) our family study would disintegrate into screaming and crying my mom would say Satan was putting up obstacles to our spiritual progress...

bennyk

LOL @ dvw !!!

ok, if i was satan, i would do exactly the opposite of what jehovah said i would do. instead of coming out of the pit after the 1000 years..... i would just sit around in there. i wouldnt gather everyone together for the "great war". i wouldnt do shit. as a matter of fact, i wouldnt try to steal people away from god. i would guide them directly to the one true religion. wouldnt that really F-up the whole bible? if satan was real why would he play along? he can read.

Thegoodgirl

Yes, there was always a "BIG TEST" right around the time of your baptism. If you did things Jehovah's way, you'd be a Witness, if not, you'd just gotten yourself sucked right back into the world by Satan and his demons.

I remember being so nervous, what would my big test be? Could I handle it?

Ah, the good ol' days.