scissors and I hate condoms... its like wearing a sock on it.
you must be one hellova lova birthday boy lol
by deeskis 49 Replies latest jw friends
scissors and I hate condoms... its like wearing a sock on it.
you must be one hellova lova birthday boy lol
Ehh, I've never actually worn a sock on it!
Sounds good, I hate condoms! Plus women don't like taking birth control, so now you can just lie on one night stands and say 'Don't worry babe I took the pill!' and have all the fun you want. Be sure to give a false name so you don't have to worry about getting tracked down to pay child support.
After 50 years of use is the female contraceptive pill considered really safe?
so now you can just lie on one night stands and say 'Don't worry babe I took the pill!'
Wow that's a good point, only a very devious mind could come up with something like that.
Did You get DF'd for lying?
lol
Seriously though this is going to lead to loads of unwanted pregnancies
Another in the Snipped camp here.
Rub a Dub
We'd turn into Fish?
I was meaning that women might start growing beards.
Dr Jeckyll --> I don't like the Idea of a Dr rummaging around in my sack with a pair of scissors...
Actually, it is not that bad. At least for me. Although I DESPISE shots, needles, blood or anything like that, I just had about a pint of Chivas Regal scotch early in the morning (my appointment was for 10AM).
By the time I got there, I was, shall we say, feeling fine. I actually watched the doctor do it. There are just 2 very small cuts (one on each side) and then a little snip and tuck. I think I was so calm I was actually laughing at times. If "I" can sit through it ANYONE can. I am a real chicken when it comes to anything close to a doctor's office. I guess the Chivas was the key.
Rub a Dub
It would be interesting to see what percentage or trace amount of the hormone/drugs used in the male contraceptive are present in the semen. How would the females react to that being deposited into their systems?
Dams
hehe yeah - it might taste just awful.