"Oh, Oh, OH! This doesn't honor Jehohum. People will get a bad impression of us and realize that we aren't all giddy, joyful and full of fruitage juice all day, every day. Oh my! Oh, dear! What will the congregation think? Worse, what will the Circuit Overlord think?"
"You stupid sisters need to stop encouranging one another and go get some Prozac! Also, be sure to attended ALL the meetings... Brother Dumbass will be looking for your hands, waving happily, during the WT study. We'll expect to see you out in service peddling the f**king Barftower and Asleep! rags every weekend too! We've had a special elders' meeting and decided that's all you girls should need to pull yourselves up by your bra straps, so to speak, and get all happy and content again....or at least to appear all happy and content which is just as, if not more, important. As you know, appearance is everything amongst Jehooter's hap...hap...happy people. Oh, and don't forget to pray, pray, pray...yeah, we know He doesn't really answer, but all that talking out loud to yourselves has to be good for something."
This stuff just makes me sick! Totally figures that people can't have the least little bit of encouragement or enjoyment. I hope all of those sisters slowly just fade out of this congregation. Stupid bunch of over-controling jerky elders! Grrrrrr.
