by unclebruce 24 Replies latest jw friends
R is spelled AREU is YOU
4 is a freakin NUMBER
Not in the new medium of text messaging my friend .
1 only getz 160 charactrz to comunikat wiv on a mobo
ah the younga generashun wot can ya do lol ..thumbs away
uncle exuberant text
I find m'self hav'n to lern to rite compl't sentences ag'n afta a year ofline but on txt mess'g'n.
Hey this was supoz'd to b in candynutz fred!
Now I ony got 1 chance to mayk a nu post 2day .. bugga!
Ah, yes, technology's boon is the grammar/spelling stickler's bane.
I remember picking up an Awake! magazine written in Pidgin English - I guess they don't have a word for "devil" so they called Satan "da badman" - I laughed myself silly at the time.
Love, Scully (pining for the Queen's English class)
Now I ony got 1 chance to mayk a nu post 2day .. bugga!
I know how you feel UncleBruce™. I used my two post allocation up on Fluff yesterday and now I’ve got huge news to tell (a revised date for Armageddon™), and can’t start a thread off.
Yes scully darling the Queen only knows why these young people don't write better and show more respect .. and while they're at it call hip dudes like farkel and unclebruce ...farcool & uncool.
Yes it's a bummer clam, now I must decide between slapping an old friend in Canadia or an old enemy in Brooklyn lol
unc
ps: hang in there bro ..polarbear rescue is on the way ..
I wonder if ol' Willy Shakespeare got flak for the guerilla attack he made on the English language back in the day? Or did he fall back on the tired old excuse of "Well, I've written a bazillion plays and sonnets... what have you done lately?"
Give the next generation an opportunity to reproduce.... all it takes is a little bugger telling his daddy to "FU" to make them realize that a good example is the best teacher.
Who needs rescuing? It's Friday and we're chillin'
And besides, it's St. Patrick's day!! Shouldn't you lot be out drinking??
What I've noticed is kids coming to work for huge blue chip companies who not only think it's acceptable in business corresponence, but actually think it's somehow "cool". They just don't get it. I can see in the future, organisations asking for young employees to do basic English literacy courses or asking for samples of writing like they did years ago.
