by Dr Jekyll 20 Replies latest jw friends
Uncle bruce promised us this gem ages ago then never followed through
I'll tell ya about a typical SA pub fight if you want? I think I posted this before. Two out of six of us were JW's in good standing so it'd be 'on topic' lol.
Spill the beans Skippy !
I bet it kicked off over who had the most service hours that week.
or who placed the most obscure publication.
"ha you've only placed awakes, I placed 6 copies in the interlinear Greek English translation of the new testament"
Or who's the hottest member of the Governing Body. . .
Uncle B has been a bit quiet today.
Either he's had a barbie and then one too many tinnies, or he's gone down the local boozer for a skinful of VB and a good scrap with the local bikers.
Or he fell down the old mine shaft and shouted out to a passing Kangaroo to go to the Ranger to fetch help.
Unfortunatly Bruce doesn't know that kangaroos cant REALLY talk
Unfortunatly Bruce doesn't know that kangaroos cant REALLY talk
But they make that "Tsk, tsk" sound that everyone seems to understand.
ok ok this particular passing kangaroo only spoke Cantonese!
Hey Doc, unc got a full nights sleep last night ok? (after a hard Sunday afternoon at the beach lol). besides I didn't promise anything , just asked es for permission to tell a story in her wolf creek thread (yeah you sprung me, it's first thing Monday morning and this be proof that I'm grumpy riser lol.
So what do I do now write it up and post here or in the wolf creek thread? Well there are a few fights I could write about I could do one for each ..unc who must get his biorythums sorted for a full weeks work.
Stick it in a new thread. And DONT leave the board again, or we'll make up more stupid stories about you
:)
