by unclebruce 52 Replies latest jw friends
To make things easier and keep the conversation spiritual - you can look up sheep, wolves etc in your bible index. EG:
My bibles been hiden in my loft because she knows im to big to get up there and get it back. I might have to resort to offering a witnessing dub cash for his bible. They might follow me home though and try offering me a Free home bible study ™
mm so there's demons in your attic eh ....we've got a spray for that ..
There's always the indixless online New World Translation (don't press the wrong button or the dubs will come knock'n.
unc
Warning: Lurking at the following porn site can be injurious to your health:
UB, I guess being up a high mountain does give you dreams!
Is that Kangaroo trying to put the sheep in his pouch? If he did, he wouldn't be able to hop around. By the way, don't tell me that staff is a golf club.
Golf
Is that Kangaroo trying to put the sheep in his pouch? If he did, he wouldn't be able to hop around. By the way, don't tell me that staff is a golf club.
Golf
Dear Golf,
This picture may appear rude to the untrained eye or those with a dirty mind but is provided to signify the separation work currently underway in Australia.
Trust you to see a golf club in a shepherds crook. I bet you dreamt of using paradise earth for a golf course lol
Golf: I think that'd be a par5 ...FORE!!!
Dammit I'll have to learn how to paste pics! Caption for photo number 2:
"Man, this is the wackiest hubbly-jubbly I ever came across"
Matt 19:23, 24¾ But Jesus said to his disciples: "Truly I say to you that it will be a difficult thing for a rich man to get into the kingdom of the heavens. Again I say to you, It is easier for a kangaroo to breed with a woolly sheep than for a rich man to get into the kingdom of God."
Kiwi Strip Poker "Ok I won that one, now you have to take off your Turban"
OR.....The guy says, "OK, I won that one, now you have to take off your sheep's clothing."
G'day Sad Emo,
I'll try and help you upload pics if you like. It's the least I can do after people helping me here.
Ok be patient - I'm not a computer wiz.
1) save images to your computer (best in "my pictures").
2) To post pics it's best if first you upload them to either photobucket or imageshack(tm)
Just register there and press browse which will atomatically link to your computer. Select by highlighting the image you want to upload and then:
4) in photobucket press browse followed by submit and it will upload one or more images for you.
(or in imageshack(tm) press browse followed by host it! and it will upload one image at a time)
5) In photobucket copy the URL (in imageshack(tm) copy the direct link to image)
6) Come to JWD. Open a reply box and paste the URL by cliking on the square box at the left of the icon (just above the B symbol)
the image should now show in your reply box.
hope this helps Emo - if you have trouble just ask me here and I'll try and help.
unclebruce
ps: A great source for pictures is at google - instead of making an enquiry the usual way - clik on images and go from there.
Dammit, where the hell is my haemorrhoid cream? Can't they see my arse is burning up?
