..then she told them in no uncertain terms that "no one" would tell her she couldn't associate with her son!
Man, you're lucky to have a proper mum like that.
I can only think of one reason they will generally 'come after' us and that's if we are having an effect on what they see as their sheep.
I must say, I like the elegance of the guano solution lol.
cheers, unclebruce