your arguments are all hilarious, my 4 year old can argue more convincingly.
UT oh.... there goes the gene pool.
by youpeoplearefunnyandsad 113 Replies latest jw friends
your arguments are all hilarious, my 4 year old can argue more convincingly.
UT oh.... there goes the gene pool.
Don't you think this quote sums up most JW's?:
"When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."
Swalker
Warning please avoid all the horse shit!
Seriously MODS please don't delete this guys account, he really is inspiring, he makes me so glad to be away from this bunch of uneducated control freaks. I find it amusing how he gave away the fact he was reading peoples replies by his first post, and then denied it at the end. He clearly has an idea of what goes on in this form and has probably been reading for sometime. Which begs the question of what led him here in the first place? Was it curiosity? Did he lose one of his former buddies as a result of this site? Is he a masochist who enjoys pain? Is he the holy reincarnation of our Lord Christ Jesus?
It's no use pretending Gumby, I already told our new chum that you are the only active witness posting here. unclenutsack
You ever notice how HOT those girls are in the WT and Awake mags. Those Gov' Body guys need to release some sexual tension.
"i didn't say i wouldn't look at this one."
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this is so funny- think about this folks ---we have a person who claims to be a real jw but he comes to a site where he reads many of the post as a "GUEST" he sees that this site is certainly not WT.org. at that point he realizes everything he has been taught as a jw about dialogging with former member - doesn't apply to him since none of his fellow jw can see him- Elder Pioneers and CO-
yet his God sees him hanging out on the seedy side of town, but he doesn't really care as long as the PO doesn't see him and threaten to take away "MIKE Handling duty"
so he turns around and actually "Registers" to a site that he knows full well is in complete violation to every thing he has been taught as a jw, but hey no one can see him except god, got to keep up that image in the hall of being a spiritual giant
then he posts a thread blasting everyone here- goes away and is HIT with the BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he can't wait to get home to check his responses, so he logs onto an "Apostate" site to see , then he realizes i can;t respond to any of these apostates, but the desire is just too strong, so he post again, claiming "I really didn't read anyones post" WINK WINK
so now he is biten by the "Apostate Bug" and can't leave- as he goes to the hall this week the only question is will his conscience make him ask Bro Elder -- Can i speak to you about what i have been doing late at night???
so we all wait to see, will he come clean with the Elders or will he come back to join us in more dialog
anyone willing to BET that he------- WILL BE BACK????????????
anyone willing to BET that he------- WILL BE BACK????????????
Your on!! I bet every issue of the Watchtowers and Awake thats in my house
I AM LAUGHING AT YOU, I AM NOT RILED UP, NORE DO I CARE WHAT YOU THINK, YOU ARE HILARIOUS, AND OH SO SAD HA HA HA HA HA H AH
Just as you hope to do to billions of humans at Armageddon. I bet you just can't wait for all those people to be food for the carrion.
steve
JT, I say if he doesn't stick around, it's not because he's feeling guilty. ANYONE that SINS and comes on here is already bitten by the *apostate bug*. there is no antedote for this malady except death.
there is no antedote for this malady except death
shit you're gonna strangle him I know it!
He'll be back as soon as he's run out of fresh internet pornography.