OK , here's one for ya.
I was at the circuit assembly with my two year old son who was in the middle of potty training. I told him to make sure and tell me when he had to go. So during a very quiet talk, he announces very loudly and happily, "Mommy, I have to POO!" Everyone around us starts giggling.
"OK", I whisper, "I'll take you to the bathroom". As we are walking down the aisle he starts announcing to every person we pass sitting in an aisle seat, in his loudest, proudest voice, "I'm going to POO!"
I can hear everyone we pass cracking up, laughing, so I walk faster and faster, trying to get out the door before I bust a gut. Just when we get to the auditorium doors, he practically yells at the deaf old man at the contribution box. "I HAVE TO POO!" I literally fell through the doors, bent over double, and laughed my guts out for 5 minutes. There were a whole bunch of people in the foyer who hadn't heard my son, and they were just staring at me like, who is this crazy woman bent over and laughing her guts out? Which just made me laugh harder!
Oh yeah, I just remembered another. When my son was a baby about 8 months, everytime he finished a bottle, he would pull it out of his mouth, look at in disgust because it was empty, and chuck it as hard as he could! One day, at the meeting we weren't paying attention when he finished his bottle, he took it out of his mouth and chucked it and beamed an older brother sitting two rows up (who hated kids) right in the back of the head. Priceless!
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