Picture of my twins baptism and Uncle Bruce's Poll

by MsMcDucket 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

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    Click on the picture to enlarge it.

    I posted this pic in another thread, but I think that it deserved a thread of it's own. I just wanted you to see that dude's butt! Never wear swim trunks like that when you're baptizing people. I, purposely, chose a pic that wouldn't give out the kids identity. I hope that the picture doesn't bring back horrible memories!

    Anyone else have baptism pictures?

  • Frog
    Frog

    I've only got pics in hardcopy, but maybe one day I'll scan them in just for a laugh and a bit of sickening nostalgia ;)

    You're twins look like very pretty girls MsMcd, just like their loving ma :)

    They're still really young though, so give them some time (re the shunning) and I'll bet they come round. I guess there are disadvantages and advantages to them being twins. They're unlikely to take a split decision on leaving the org, so if one gets it into her head she's likely to pass those same feelings on to the other, but of course the vice versa could happen too for a while. I'll bet though that within a few years at most they'll be back by your side.

    You're doing the right thing but by taking the lead :)

    frog x

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Nice bastismal font sis McDucket,

    Better than the barrel they dunked Carmel in at the drainpipe of an Alaskan KH.

    Yep brother bumcrack's a worry - symbolic of the lack of dignity inherant in JW ritual.

    I've thrown out almost all my JW photos - if only I'd known about the internet.

    unclebruce

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    Ms M - I'd really like to ask posters the following but aren't sure of the protocol - would I be "hijacking" this thread by asking it here or "hijacking" this thread by taking it to a new thread? If I'm fluff-jacking - just thump me.

    Poll - Where were you baptised?:

    1) A Special JW tub

    2) A muddy pond beside the road (Outback SA)

    3) A spar bath

    4) A plastic swimming pool

    5) A concrete swimming pool

    6) A river

    7) A lake

    8) The ocean

    9) A wine barrel

    10) Other please specify _______________

    unclebruce class 4 (not hijaking I hope)

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    Uncle Bruce, I don't mind you posting it here; but I think that more people will notice the poll if you make it a thread of it's own.

  • Frog
    Frog

    one of those corregated iron ones with that pastey blue paint...I was the last one in of a long line, kept skipping to the back (lol!), so I hate to think what was swishing round in that baptism soup by the time I got there ewweeee...especially after seeing that dunkers arse crack & all x

  • Frog
    Frog
    but I think that more people will notice the poll if you make it a thread of it's own.

    ah MrsMcD...but what you don't realise is that when unblebruce responds to a thread it somehow has the equivalent effect of putting it up in blinking neon-lights! lol...people round this place have low excitement thresholds it would seem! lol x

  • luna2
    luna2

    Nice butt, brother. I think they should have had another special baptism talk aimed at the dunkers and the need for modest swimwear that doesn't go transparent when wet. LOL

    Unc's poll question:

    4) A plastic swimming pool

    At a stupid District Convention. What a moron. It was hot. It was uncomfortable. It took forever. It sucked. I should have waited until the Circuit Assembly where there was a nice, permanent baptismal pool and a lot less people.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    LOL at Ms McDucket! .. change the thread title eh - an elegant solution you clver duck lol.

    one of those corregated iron ones with that pastey blue paint...I was the last one in of a long line, kept skipping to the back (lol!), so I hate to think what was swishing round in that baptism soup by the time I got there ewweeee...especially after seeing that dunkers arse crack & all x

    LOL ..that's very funny froggy! .. sounds a bit like bathing in Adelaide water after ones five sisters have been through that'll teach ya for being shy and skipping to the back I think beach baptisms are the best. I remember my unc and aunt getting dunked at Semaphore and pestering mum to go for a swim. A nine year old at the beach in a suit must have been a funny sight.

  • Clam
    Clam

    10) Other please specify _A marine aquarium measuring 5 feet X 3 feet X 3 feet. A resident moray eel was accidentally also baptised but was later disfellowshipped for having sex outside marriage.______________

  • Frog
    Frog

    PMSL clam, that's just too funny hehe ...

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