This is funny: go to the Google search engine and type in your name + 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs". Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave") Put this at the bottom of this list.
I put in my real name for the sake of the exercise and replaced it with MissPeaches to put it in JWD
1) Miss Peaches Needs Sperm Donor