One of my co-workers (who's a Catholic) told me that that the churches are serving a new kind of bread this year. It's called:
I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus!
I told her she's going to burn in Hell for all eternity for that one. But of course, I had to pass it on to everyone here after laughing my ass off........ Hmmm..........now what name could we give to the wine??