As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most
of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake
you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She
doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can
get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free". Here's an update for you: Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage.
Andy Rooney on women over 40
by MsMcDucket 12 Replies latest social entertainment
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MsMcDucket
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FlyingHighNow
I've read this and I agree. We women grow far more interesting and lovely with each day.
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fleaman uk
heehee... it hought it was wayne Rooney up to his old tricks again.....
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Lilycurly
Well, I must have read Bridget Jones's diary too much.lol I really didn't see it that way. But that is a keeper.
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anewme
Thats ol Andy Rooney for you! Funny! And true! Women do wise up and are more interesting creatures.
There is a movement by Pink to wise them up earlier.
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NewYork44M
This has been floating around the internet for a long time. I saw Andy Rooney on 60 minutes several months ago. In reference to these comments about 40+ women, he stated that he was not the author.
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unclebruce
LMAO! - I thought it was pretty droll till the last sentence .. why buy a whole pig lol
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anewme
Yeah Uncle Bruce, that sure was the funniest part!
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LDH
I have a girlfriend who was distressed to find that her husband was looking at pictures of "Hot Mature" women over 40 on the internet.
I was like, UMMMMM, your best years are ahead of you if that's what he's into. LOL. Better than catching him checking out some 16 year old.
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unclebruce
yeah, they don't make 'em like they used to
