Slap KW here! ~ weak poll #4

by unclebruce 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    KW is a bright young man who knows his way around computers and cult indoctination techniques. He is helping his mum and many others see the truth about the truthâ„¢. He had a bad side though when it comes to sharing chocolate with desperate hungry relatives.

    so what will you do when you meet KW at an apostate bbq?

    1) Tie him to a tree and whip his ass

    2) Fill him with beer and drugs

    3) Tea bag him in his sleep and post the pics on JWD

    4) Bear hug him till his eyes pop

    5) Drag him to the bushes for a cuddle

    6) Give him a juicy steak sandwich with the lot

    7) Hand him a crunchie bar with strings attached

    8) Offer to polish his gumby and see how he runs

    9) Settle down for a chat and a few laughs

    9) Offer him a free home bible study

    10) Other please specify ____________________________

  • drew sagan
    drew sagan
    5) Drag him to the bushes for a cuddle

    everybody needs a cuddle!

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    LMAO! .. Oh the lad's gonna love you. Is that a crunchie in yer pocket? LOL

  • KW13
    KW13
    2) Fill him with beer and drugs

    Of course without drugs!!! - Actually it appears to be you with the addiction to Easter eggs and crunchies...GET HELP

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Keep grabbing his ass and making eyes at him.

  • SickofLies
    SickofLies

    9) Offer him a free home bible study

  • KW13
    KW13
    Keep grabbing his ass and making eyes at him.

    I'd rather be elsewhere

  • Scully
    Scully

    other.... ::batts eyelashes::

    c'mere KW.... Have you ever watched "The Graduate" with Dustin Hoffman? :: nudge nudge :: wink wink ::

  • KW13
    KW13

    ugh! wait...i just checked the film synopsis...are you a teenage daughter??? Cause mum and phil the JW's dont like girls in my room BUT they are away for the week!!!!

  • Scully
    Scully

    No, I'm not a teenage girl... but I am in the market for a "gardener".

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