Here's a plan for next year's Memorial....great fun if u have the guts!

by AK - Jeff 18 Replies latest jw experiences

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Picture five or six apostates filtering into a Kingdom Hall where none are known. They do not visit with each other, but just mingle in the crowd. When the time comes to sit down and listen to the sales pitch, they all sit in seperate areas of the KH. They listen intently and give no clue of what is about to break great havoc on this group.

    As the wine is passed, when it gets to each of these infiltrators, they just chug the whole goblet full. This will require a refilling of the glass, which of course JW's are not prepared to do. The attendant proceeds in a terrified manner back to the front of the hall to refuel the cup. In the meantime, another unsuspecting attendant has had his goblet drained by another of the apostates. So it goes till all the goblets are dry and the bottle is dry too.

    Now just what the hell will these guys do with half a hall to serve to, and not a damn drop to serve.? It's not like they brought an extra bottle just in case they had a massive 'annointed influx'. I think the whole place would go ballastic. They might figure it out and kick the apostates out [I doubt it, they are generally pretty gutless bunch]. But that would be the worse that would happen.

    One thing for sure, they would all feel like a kid on the playground who just wizzed his shorts in front of his best girl.

    Anyway, one can dream can't one?

    Jeff

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches

    LOL I love your idea but can you guarantee that will provide a decent drop of wine or will it be a cardboard vintage?

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence

    Hot dam! I like the sound of that. I have the guts but you need some big balls for this one. If you guys do it, I'll film it.

    WAC - Of the "small balls" class

  • bennyk
    bennyk

    I always found that a sip was sufficient...

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    LOL then they could get pulled over by cops or have an accident on the way home and charge the hall with leting them leave the premises inebriated. lol

    (notta good idea but funny to contemplate)

  • TresHappy
    TresHappy

    Taste it and then say to the JW next to year - bad year...

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Jeff:

    Behave yourself!

    BTW I don't know that it's true they'd run out so easily - when i was arranging Memorial preparations I'd have a whole flagon of the stuff!

    cheers, Ozzie (watching the wine carefully class )

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    Nice idea but they usually pick lousy wine. The only time it was the good stuff was when my dad (anointed, gave the talk every year) let my husband (former pioneer, MS, inactive) pick the wine. Dad said that was the only way he ever got anything decent to drink at Memorial. Then we'd take the rest of the bottle back home and finish it off afterward.

    Nina

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff
    BTW I don't know that it's true they'd run out so easily - when i was arranging Memorial preparations I'd have a whole flagon of the stuff!

    Yes, but Ozzie we all know your love of the fruit of the vine. Most elders I ever met would not know a bottle of wine from a bottle of gin.

    I do remember them spending countless hours some years on making sure they had precisely the right kind of wine to mimick what Jesus and the apostles had on hand, based of course on there detailed understanding of the Jewish passover. Harrumph. Yet they knew not a soul would ever get it to his/her lips in our hall.

    Jeff

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost
    I do remember them spending countless hours some years on making sure they had precisely the right kind of wine to mimick what Jesus and the apostles had on hand, based of course on there detailed understanding of the Jewish passover. Harrumph. Yet they knew not a soul would ever get it to his/her lips in our hall.

    haha! So true, so true!

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