Making money off the dubs in the name of jehoobie!!!

by kid-A 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • kid-A
    kid-A

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  • carla
    carla

    That poor kid!

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence

    i was the "hip" duby.

    damm that bites... I spent so much $$$ on getting big bibles bounded.

  • carla
    carla

    Hey, shouldn't the little fellow have suit coat on? (actually he should be in shorts, barefoot and a popsicle dripping down his little t-shirt)

  • misanthropic
    misanthropic

    My parents always bought all that crap. Not sure if it was the same company or not. What a waste...

  • MissBehave
    MissBehave

    For the love of Elvis! Greeting Cards????? Congratulations on another year of pioneering? Kittens and penguins?

    I'm on overload right now.

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    WTF??? A divan of illness?? LMAOROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Get Well/Encouragement


    Get well soon!Jehovah himself will sustain him upon a divan of illness
    Psalm 41:3

    _____________________
    ALTERNATE SPANISH TEXT:

    ¡Mejórate pronto!Jehová mismo lo sustentará sobre un diván de enfermedad
    Salmo 41:3

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  • heathen
    heathen

    yah , be the envy of the congregation .LMAO I remember buying briefcases at the demon possessed garage sale .

  • MissBehave
    MissBehave

    A divan of illness indeed. And in some kind of Comic Sans font. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  • limbogirl
    limbogirl

    Thanks for the laugh! I just sent my brother an e-card congratulating him on going to Pioneer School. I wrote: "I know you wanted to go to Harvard, but Pioneer School is the next best thing." They even provided a groovy lightening and thunder effect which I thought was appropriate. There's another company that does this stuff in the US -- called Stoop's if I remember correctly. I ran across them one day on line and of course, immediately put my brother on the mailing list. Figured he could use some entertaining bathroom reading material.

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