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Crumpet

I'm rather shocked that they have television at all - you surely don;t mean in their rooms? Is there time for American Idol before Armagonnagedem?
RubaDub

I notice that they don't get ESPN.
That's a bummer.
Rub a Dub
Pwned

Do they have internet access in their rooms? Do they have to go through Bethel as their ISP or can they go through a DSL or cable provider? I wonder if Bethel has a proxy server to block content and monitor the bethelites.