by Smiles 30 Replies latest watchtower bible
2008Nisan16 March 23: Kingdom of God starts, Armageddon starts, 1290 days end, 136, of the 144,000 start ruling as Kings with Jesus. The last 8,000 1NC remnant are resurrected. 4,000 are under a malediction until 2008Tishri30.
This is great! It means it's time for me to spend my retirement savings, accumulate debt, quit my job and pioneer™. The time is short!
W
Notice that this lot, too, draw heavily from Daniel and Revelation?
That seems to be a common theme of all authors of whacko theology.
For nearly thirty years I was avid reader of everything that the WTS wrote - and then in the latter part, saw it all exposed for what it really was.
From that experience, I could never now take seriously any utterances like these - not even remotely!
What sort of cigarettes were these guys smoking when they dreampt up this story?
(Must be good stuff!)
I think they've been smok'in CRACK and POT.
So when everyone is marked in the forehead by being forced to be an NGO, does the collapsed Watchtower pathetically try to do so?
Maybe this group got a little obsessed with the UN scandal?
Maybe they should have been a little more observant of what happened to WT in 1874, 1914, 1918, etc...???
At least they are not making us wait very long to watch them ascend their holy hill and wait for the big one...
There seem to be so many of these bunches that spin off the WT [presumably df'd for apostacy] then repeat the same sort of nonsensical interps of days and hours and seasons and shit!!!! Same song -another verse.
Will they never learn?
Jeff
LOL @ Else.
I clicked on the link and threw up in my mouth a little.
I can't stomach how I actually used to pore over meaningless words and dates like these. OK so I was a kid and had no choice.
what happened in elihu14 2004 ( or whatever) when the WT "became a false religion"???
june 6th 2006 to be sure! (666)
I was just thinking that they are about to fall.
It sure is good to get proof!
Thanks,
uninformed
haha. the society will be hopping mad over this.
