Dan Brown DID NOT write "The Da Vinci Code"! (Defense for the Christians!!)

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  • danbrownfraud
    danbrownfraud

    Dan Brown DID NOT write "The Da Vinci Code"! (Defense for the Christian Faith!)

    WOW! He is a fraud! HE IS A LIAR!!!!

    As seen on "plan odelia" The search for King Solomon's Chess Service

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    HERE IS THE POST VERBATIM!

    The Jesuits

    Versus

    The Da Vinci Code

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    In addition to looking for The Chess Service of King Solomon,
    this secret sect of The Jesuit Order, protect The Christian Faith
    from those that would threaten the belief of members of The Church.
    Upon the publication of "The Da Vinci Code", The Order went
    to work to investigate The Truth using a closely guarded
    secret:

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    ACCESS TO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN VIA PRAYER TO GOD.

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    Brother Grezegorz or "The Hidden Disciple",
    works in the background or "is not known by anyone".

    Whenever he "appears", matters are grave.

    Upon investigating The Truth behind the book,
    The Da Vinci Code, by Dan Brown; he called
    an emergency meeting with the highest ranking
    of this secret order.

    The following are the minutes of the meeting...

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    Brother Grezegorz: Let me start by handing
    out the following I typed, before our meeting begins:

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    Brother Iulian, you are to have the younger brothers put it on that website you wrote me about.

    The Following is The Truth
    Using my "prayer" to GOD.
    (1) Jesus Christ existed, as stated in the bible.

    (2) Mary Magdalene existed, as stated in the bible.

    (3) Jesus Christ "saved" Mary Magdalene from a bad life, by explaining The Truth to her.

    (4) Jesus Christ DID NOT marry or have any children with Mary Magdalene.

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    PROOF
    Every Catholic is to verify this information, using the method of prayer as stated here:

    (i) They are to ask GOD, through Jesus Christ, FOR THE TRUTH on these matters.

    (ii) GOD will then answer that prayer, that night, IN A DREAM.

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    Brother Grezegorz: Our enemies are on the move again.

    Brother Tancredo: As always brother, what else is new?
    All I know, whenever you "appear", matters are grave!

    Brother Haineau: Brother Grezegorz, what is the
    reason for this secret meeting?

    Brother Grezegorz: THE WILL demands Catholics recognize The Truth
    of "Where is The Kingdom of Heaven".

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    Murmurs...

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    Brother Khrystiyanr: This must be serious!

    Brother Grezegorz: VERY: Understand, Dan Brown DID NOT write The Da Vinci Code!
    It was written by a very evil witch. This is why THE WILL demands Catholics
    recognize The Truth by utilizing The Kingdom of Heaven! They are to ASK GOD
    for The Truth and they will then RECEIVE The Truth, in the form of a Dream
    that night.

    Brother Iulian: A witch? I knew it! Continue please!

    Brother Grezegorz: THE WILL demands, that Catholics have Faith by believing
    The Truth shown to them, in their dreams and rejoice according to The Truth
    they have understood.

    Brother Haineau: Brother Iulian, has arranged for the website, we should
    see the results of our message by watching from The Kingdom of Heaven.

    Brother Grezegorz: Good. All the website needs, is this prayer,
    so Catholics can verify any and all Truth!

    Here it is:

    TO CHECK FOR TRUTH IN ANY MATTER, SAY THE FOLLOWING PRAYER:

    "FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH: [ INSERT SUBJECT HERE ]
    I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

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    Example:

    "FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
    [ DID DAN BROWN WRITE THE DA VINCI CODE ? ]
    I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

    You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

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    Recommended Prayer Subjects:

    (i) [ IS THE JUDAS GOSPEL AUTHENTIC? ]

    (ii) [ WHERE IS THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN? ]

    (iii) [ WHAT IS THE STATE OF MIND OF THE ARCH-ANGELS? ]

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    Brother Iulian: I will have them put it up, immediately.

    Brother Tancredo: Catholics will be very glad to get this information,
    let us make haste!

    Brother Grezegorz: Good men! Let us go - May God give us success!

    Brother Tancredo, Brother Haineau, Brother Iulian, & Brother Khrystiyanr:

    AMEN!

  • luna2
    luna2

    It was written by a very evil witch? What? Sorry, I don't have time to read through all of this to see if it's a joke or not.

  • Swan
    Swan

    Dan Brown is a novelist and the Da Vinci Code is FICTION!

  • KW13
    KW13

    What swan said lol.

  • daystar
    daystar

    Unsubstantiated, but also ridiculous and irrelevant for the reasons already given in other responses here.

    OMG!! L. Frank Baum is a fraud! The Wizard of Oz is all lies!!! The actual author is the Wicked Witch of the West! Oh, the horror!!

  • blondie
    blondie
    OMG!! L. Frank Baum is a fraud! The Wizard of Oz is all lies!!! The actual author is the Wicked Witch of the West! Oh, the horror!!

    LMAO

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    Doesn't even need discussing. POOF! BE GONE!

    CG

  • XJW4EVR
    XJW4EVR

    If the church had done its job in the first place, fairy tale artists like Dan Brown wouldn't have a platform now.

    Come to think of it neither would C.T. Russell, Joseph Smith, Mary Baker Eddy, Madam Blavatsky or anyother modern cult leader.

  • Tea4Two
    Tea4Two

    Remarkable

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    SPAM THREAD

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