Welcome jazza!
who stole my witnessing bag?
by jazza82 29 Replies latest jw friends
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Cellist
Welcome, Jazza. Who confiscated your bookbag?
Cellist
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katiekitten
Welcome Jazza. It might have been the same person who stole a bag of catshit from outside my house once.
They certainly did in South Africa!
They sold book bags in S.A.? Wow! I bet everyone thought they were somehow blessed by god and felt compelled to buy one.
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diamondblue1974
When I was at school I did work experience with a JW plasterer and for two weeks I worked my arse off; I was only a young slip of a lad humping great 100 weight sacks of cement all over the place; up ladders, down ladders; in a van out of a van.
You name it I bloody did it in that fortnight; all I got for my effort instead of cash was a lousy briefcase with enough room to put my watchtowers in.
I am still bitter about that today, as if you hadnt guessed!
DB74
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bikerchic
The WTBTS never sold book bags....did they?
I personally knew the Stoops family, they produced many "preaching tools" and had an ordering house where you could purchase everything you needed to be an good little door banger. I'm not sure but they are probably still marketing this stuff. Do a google search and you can buy all the book bags you need from them.
Also there was a Mexican brother/family who hand tooled leather goods with the Watchtower emblem™ on them. The had a shop in Tijuana Mexico I visited it once or twice never bought any of it but you could again buy book bags and Bibles from them all leather with the Watchtower™ emblem on them. I heard that the Brother left the B'org at some time not sure about the rest of the family. If you look around your Congo's hard enough or at Assemblies™ you'll probably see some of his handy work as these leather items are made to last through Armageddon™.
So even though the WTBTS™ didn't go into the marketing of such items others capitalized on it.
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Tea4Two
Here is it is jazza, someone put it down in the basement...what should I do with it?
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Wasanelder Once
C'mon, all you have to do is figure how much literature was in it and count it all as placements!!!!!
You're gold for this month!!!!
Its called incedental trash witnessing.
W.once
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katiekitten
Its called incedental trash witnessing.
I used to witness to the bin men quite a lot in my day. I wouldnt be suprised if all the trash operatives in Gloucester are not Jehovahs Witnesses by now!
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TresHappy
Good God, where's my bag?
Without it, my witness time will begin to slag.
It holds all my magazines and books.
The literature that causes me to get dirty looks
From all those householders,
You know, the ones that give me the cold shoulder!
Get off of my property or I'll call the police
But even if you do, my work won't won't cease...
Every chance I get, I'll go for more..
Witnessing from door-to-door.
Not because I love it
When the householder tells me to shove it.
But because they say I must
Or one day Jehovah will turn me into a pillar of dust!
Get that time in and then you can play
But only the theocratic way!
No large groups, just maybe you and a buddy;
Unless of course you're having a Watchtower study!
So please help me find my bag o' books.
So the elders won't give me those dirty looks!
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greendawn
You should be pleased that you will no longer have to go out and spend your time for a manmade organisation while having the impression that you are working for (and will be rewarded by) God. Be grateful to the thief.
