LIVE ALLAH
STOP THROWING YOUR PEARLS AT JW
by What-A-Coincidence 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Genesis
u infidel Allah will destroy u for ur lak of faith
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What-A-Coincidence
GENESIS TO RECEIVE THE BEST VIRGENS!!!
jw TO RECEIVE
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BritBoy
Virgins on offer? AGAIN? Is it Virgin Spring Sale time AGAIN?!!!
Yee hah! I need me some virgins! All my old ones, are, well no longer, um, virgins... man these damn virgins don't last as long these days! Why when I was a kid....
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candidlynuts
virgins are over rated.. you should wish for 40 year old women..70 of us with premenapausal pms.. you men would really seek allah!
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What-A-Coincidence
yeS. aLLAH Is cleaning old stock ... we have 2 for 1 virgin. as u see met the strickest requirements ... they ripe for pickingWe have camels if u into that - 1 reserved for JW, the best one... it's nice and plump.
o forgot - live allahh.
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Genesis
Funnily, me and my brother were talking about a mission : Unvirgin the more sister we can from our province. The more spiritual they are the more points we get. We would act like spiritual brothers while visiting their KH and then invite them to restaurant and make them drink a lot and then we would...you know what ;)
Watchtower Leaders : Your virgins are now mine ! -
What-A-Coincidence
genesis - do not deplete my stock of virgins!!!! take a few.
live allah and genesis
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greendawn
Are all these virgins pretty? Anyway beware, the JWs think they are the wise virgins that hold plenty of lamp oil and we are the foolish virgins with little or no oil. "Don't throw what is Holy to the dogs" they say.
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cyrus
WASNT MOHAMMED AN UNEDUCATED ILLITERATE.AND WERE NOT THE WORDS HE WAS GIVEN TRANMITTED ORALLY FOR 400 YEARS ??? DO THE WORDS CHINESE WHISPERS MEAN ANYTHING??