Why Johnny Can't Add

by wanderlustguy 18 Replies latest social humour

  • wanderlustguy
    wanderlustguy

    Stole this from another site...

    Math 1950-2005:

    Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for
    $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging
    for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and
    gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel
    and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her
    register.
    I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just
    give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for
    help. While he tried to explain the transaction to
    her, she stood there and cried.

    Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in
    teaching math since the 1950s:


    1. Teaching Math In 1950
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His
    cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his
    profit?


    2. Teaching Math In 1960
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His
    cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What
    is his profit?


    3. Teaching Math In 1970
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His
    cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?


    4. Teaching Math In 1980
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His
    cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your
    assignment: Underline the number 20.


    5. Teaching Math In 1990
    A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is
    selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the
    habitat of animals or the preservation of our
    woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of
    $20. What do you think of this way of making a living?
    Topic for class participation after answering the
    question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the
    logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong
    answers.)


    6. Teaching Math In 2005
    Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El
    costo de la producciones es $80.

  • luna2
    luna2

    I'm laughing but its not really funny, is it?

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    Ok, here's my alternate math problem. See if anyone can figure it out:

    You start with a case (12 pack) of beer. You drink half of it and pass it to your buddy. He drinks half and passes it on. How many smokes have you got left?

  • Darth Yhwh
    Darth Yhwh

    Suddenly it all becomes clear to me. No wonder math was never my strong subject. edited to add: But Im no where near as bad as the girl that couldnt figure out your .50 cents in change. LOL

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    I once bought a pair of gloves at Target. A couple of days later I notice that my gloves had gone on sale, 20% off the regular price. Target has or had a policy that if an item came on sale a few days after purchase you could come in and get the sale price. So I went back to Target and went to the customer service line. The girl helping me could not figure out what 20% of the regular price would be. I tried to help and told her to divide the purchase price by 5 to get the amount to reduce the purchase price by but either she didn't believe me or she just didn't know how to divide.

    It was one of the saddest things I ever saw.

    Josie

  • juni
    juni

    Someone already posted this awhile ago. It is amazing though------------and true!!

    Juni

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo

    Try this....this must be done in your head only.
    Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it..

    Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
    Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
    Now add 10. What is the total?


    Scroll down for answer..... Did you get 5000?

    The correct answer is actually 4100.



  • juni
    juni

    Very easy. I got the right answer. But I'm 57 and come from the Stone Age w/no calculators in school. When a checker gives me back my change, I already know what should be coming back to me.

  • aoxo
    aoxo

    one time i went to burger king and the total was like $8.53 or something. i gave the guy $10 and he gave me back a twenty. that was back in the day so i had to be honest.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    That's an amazing little mind trick MidWeekCuckoo

    I'm sitting here trying to work out why it works ...aha! Found the part that causes the mind flip:

    ....Now add 20. Now add another 1000..

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