Just heard that Keith Richards fall out of a palm tree a few days ago was pretty serious after all and he had to have brain surgery. He is 62 or 63.
If there is a God why didn't he put a big pillow under him when he fell?
Keiths' misfortune proves my point...
by Gregor 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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KW13
maybe keith learnt something....like don't climb palm trees over the age of 60!
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looking_glass
I think there is a god and he is doing all the young girls a favor, but taking Keith off the trolling circuit for a while. [Insert audible sigh by all young attractive women w/i Keith's eye sight]. that guy is creepy!
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luna2
What was he doing in a palm tree?
He may be in his early 60's but he looks like he's about 90.
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juni
He was picking coconuts.
Juni
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Darth Yhwh
What was he doing in a palm tree?
Raking leaves.
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Gregor
Keith is married to a rather buxom blonde about 27. I don't think he trolls much anymore. Doesn't true love bring a tear to your eye? Maybe I'm just sentimental. I'll bet he is starting to wish he had taken better care of himself.
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Breakfast at Cranberrys
If only he had Mick's lips ... they would easily cushion the fall. :p OK, that was mean.
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damselfly
If only he had Mick's lips ... they would easily cushion the fall. :p OK, that was mean.
No that was funny
Dams
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AuldSoul
I think she pushed him up that tree and then he fell...
...or...
...I'm sure the Mason's were involved. She's third degree Scottish Rite, isn't she? Illuminati, dude. They're everywhere...
...or...
...God put a pillow down there at the bottom, but He used His own and Keith fell straight through it since it was an ethereal pillow fit for a King. Just because Keith couldn't feel it and couldn't see it, that in no way proves the pillow wasn't there...
...or...
...God doesn't bother himself with the incidental accidents that befall idiots who scale PALM TREES, for cripe's sake, in their early 60's. If anything it would be more likely that God helped him down to prove the point, "You aren't a young monkey, Keith, you're an old jackass."
Respectfully,
AuldSoul