by Nosferatu 14 Replies latest jw friends
horseshit.
*gasp* "NOS! How could you say that?"
I just did. Those who know me knew I would say it. Jehovah fell off his turnip chariot a long time ago.
The "One True Organization" is a farce. The war between Satan and Jehovah is as fictional as Rocket Robin Hood. Goddam I hated that cartoon! If there really was a Jehovah, he wouldn't have let the animators put that piece of crap on film and television. He would have also allowed Godzilla in Paradise Erf.
Rocket Robin Hood
Never heard of that. Had to look it up. Funny and strange.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_Robin_Hood
Josie
Yeah, I'm just on a "pointless post" rampage. I must be getting old because this one doesn't go anywhere.
Rocket Robin Hood still sucked though. Each episode had about 12% new footage.
The classic "us vs. them", we are the only ones that are right. It's amazing how JWs joke about how "crazy" it is that they are reffered to as a cult, but when you examine some basic points that they believe it's scary.
-Our books and magazines are the only ones God uses to explain the Bible
-God reject all other religions in 1919
-God has one true religion on earth with 6,000,000+ members
-God dosn't want his followers to read anything else but "his" magazines
Take the beliefs, put them in simple talk and boy don't they sound crazy!
...and you know what sucks? The JW religion has been around longer than Rocket Robin Hood! The repetitive episodes! The repetitive magazines! Save me Jehovah! Take me upon your turnip chariot, and ride me off into the ditch!
Why the hell isn't it Friday yet?
Rocket Robin Hood sounds very...um...special. Maybe the dubs could adopt him to use in their theocratic comic book. The one they have is very dull.
Yes, I want it to be Friday. Only 24 working hours to go.
I agree with you that jehovah's organisation is a parody of the true thing but I believe that there is a war going on between God and his angels on the one hand and satan and his angels on the other, for influence over mankind.
Not as the JWs claim to justify God's rule as a righteous one because no one can doubt that it is righteous.
Rocket Robin Hood sounds very...um...special. Maybe the dubs could adopt him to use in their theocratic comic book. The one they have is very dull
You know what would be really cool? A comic book with that Babylon bitch and her seven headed pet! Kinda like that Punky Brewster cartoon years ago. What was that goofy looking pet of hers called? Gomer or something?
Nos, I don't remember these funky cartoons you are coming up with. You think I would cuz my sons are about your age but somehow I totally missed these gems.
Yes, Babs the Great and her seven-headed beastie would make an awesome cartoon.
You know what would be really cool? Recording a theme song for a Babylon cartoon in all it's cheezy goodness!
Man, this has to be my most pointless thread to date. Completely directionless! Feel free to hijack.
