Oh No, No!!
"its the entrance to hell quick get me a drink."..
Orangefatcat
Kissing the Elders Butts
by Dr Jekyll 24 Replies latest social humour
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Virgochik
Yep, Kaput is right! I see a demonic face on the left side, horizontally looking towards the right. I kid you not. Notice the couple at the seashore. Even at the beach, the Witless woman is wearing her beach wrap below her knees!
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Stephanus
I can feel a prank coming on!
Method:
Find out adresses of all elders in local Cong. (say there are 6)
Order 6 "Elder appreciation" cards.
Get 6 different friends to fill them out in different handwriting and sign false names to them.
Send out cards to elders and stand back.
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diamondblue1974
It has been a pleasure serving our customers for nearly 60 years and we thank you for your interest in our products. It is our sincere desire to provide our customers practical products with friendly service and to keep our business a manageable size so we and our employees can keep "seeking first the kingdom."—Matt. 6:33.
I laughed out loud at this part of their sales patter...nearly peed my pants!
DB74
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Gill
DB74 - I missed that bit!
Typical twisted JW logic - They're even embarrassed to make a living - (Though selling cards like that, perhaps they should be!)