The anniversary of one's birth is not an accomplishment. There is simply no reason for a 5 year old to be celebrating the anniversary of his birth. No reason.
How dare you, fool.
Do you know how many children are born and dead before the anniversary of their 5th year? I think current world statistics are something like 3 of every 5 children born will not live to see their fifth birthday.
You say it is not an accomplishment. Neither is waking up this morning, and you still did it.
SURVIVAL is an accomplishment.
If no one is happy that you were born, so be it.
As for me, I am a parent of two and I will HAPPILY celebrate every year of life my children are granted.
You are a fool.