Im in a good mood today!!!!

by ButtLight 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Want to know why? Cause my hypnotism was bogus, and I'm smoking right now!!!!!!!! Yeah I know I should quit, but this aint doing it for me.

    "you are a non smoker. You Are A Non Smoker. YOU ARE A NON SMOKER!!!!!!!!"

  • luna2
    luna2

    Its great to be in a good mood but aren't you miffed that the hypno didn't take? I would be...at least if I had to pay for it.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Gaze into my eyes....

    Cigarettes taste like dried up cat poop....

    Cigarettes taste like dried up cat poop....

    Cigarettes taste like dried up cat poop....

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    The day after, i smoked 7 cigs, instead of my normal 3 packs. The second day i smoked about 12. Today, forget it. I will get my mula back!

  • JH
    JH

    Now now Butt.....

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    I know what you mean BL. I have kind of drifted back into smoking since leaving the wts. I didn't mean to really, but dedpoet is a regular smoker, and I just gave in to temptation eventually. Now I give in to it around 10 times a day. I know it's a bad idea, but it helps me to relax, so I guess I'll carry on doing it for now.

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Well get this, you are totally awake. He counts backwards from 10 to 1, and says to relax. Then he makes us fake like we are grabbing a cig, break it in half, and chew on it for 5 min. Then spit it out, and lick the ashtray for a few minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cigarettes taste like dried up cat poop....

    Almost!

  • JH
    JH

    I never smoked in my whole life. OK I smoked maybe 10 in my whole life. I was about 15 and my friend tried smoking and he influenced me.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    Well get this, you are totally awake. He counts backwards from 10 to 1, and says to relax. Then he makes us fake like we are grabbing a cig, break it in half, and chew on it for 5 min. Then spit it out, and lick the ashtray for a few minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yup... that is all "hypnotism" is. One must agree to be influenced by the "hypnotist". One must cluck like a chicken of ones own free will... at the suggestion of the "hypnotist".

    It's all BS that only works on the week minded who are easily led with nothing more than a command. This is why the Watchtower Society has strictly forbidden its members from participating in "hypnotism"... the leadership knows that JWs are already week minded people who respond to any command given which means a "hypnotist" could take control away from the Watchtower Society.

  • collegegirl21
    collegegirl21

    I just started smoking when I'm drunk, but I need to put a hault on that because I think I like it now... damn.
    *No more cigarettes
    *No more cigarettes

    Crap!

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