and where can I get an invite to the Dallas one LT?
Whereas , premises considered , the Party referenced above (hereinafter known as "Ballistic"), is hereby invited to attend an Event (hereinafter known as "Event"), wherein all manners of folk shall gather for fun and frivolity including, but not limited to, barbecue, beer and folicking with the Wild Sorority Girls of Planet Playtex (hereinafter known as "What Happens in Dallas Stays in Dallas") to be held on or about July 29, 2006 in the metroplex known as Dallas (hereinafter known as "God's Country").
Submit this invitation to the doorman upon entry or face the wrath of the Beloved District Overbeer (hereinafter known as "Valis").
Chris