Any Tips To "Get Lucky"???

by minimus 33 Replies latest jw friends

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  gumby

  But how can I get lucky??

  I'll tell ya one thing Mr.Minimus....when them there guys from Mexico try and hand you one a them there pamphlets that have naked and filthy whores all over them....don't call them! They'll give you a big 'ol rash cuz all of them got the same flu or sumthin I hear and it's contagious! These guys from mexico are on every corner of the town and they flick these nasty flyers at ya and try and make you look at nasty pictures and lure you in. Just remember....jehovah see's EVERYTHING. Gumgonna-ria
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  daystar

  The Bunny Ranch
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  Scully

  But how can I get lucky??

  Don't ask any women if they "feel lucky tonight". You'll get a drink thrown in your face. Who wants to "get laid lucky" with a red M&M anyway?
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  gumby

  Who wants to "get laid lucky" with a red M&M anyway?

  Didn't their commercial say...'they melt in your mouth, not in your hand"?

  Gumby
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  jstalin

  Who wants to "get laid lucky" with a red M&M anyway?

  I might try it just to say I did.
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  Scully

  Didn't their commercial say...'they melt in your mouth, not in your hand"?

  gumby, i should slap your ar$e for putting that visual in my head.

  I'm sure in RL, minimus is a cool guy, but being the annoying little bugger that he can be here... well... ewwww. Just EWWW.
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  minimus

  Maybe someone will tell me I'm yummy too......Plus it's my birfday..
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  Scully

  Maybe someone will tell me I'm yummy too......Plus it's my birfday..

  jstalin seems willing to help you out.... you may have to reciprocate though....

  who knows, it might be something that keeps you having fond memories of this "birfday" for years to "come".
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  delilah

  gumby, i should slap your ar$e for putting that visual in my head.

  LMAO Scully......Happy birfday Minimus.....have a great time in Vegas.....and i hope ya get "lucky".
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  Elsewhere

  Any Tips To "Get Lucky"???

  Only play games where the odds of winning are in your favor.