'We're Jehovahs Witnesses!' (page 2)

uriah

If you find 'we'er JW' la la la going around and around, sing the lumberjack song and it will purge it out of your brain.
All together now

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm alright

I work all day and I sleep all night

I chop down trees I eat my lunch

I go to the lava-treee

on wednesdays I go shopping have buttered scones for tea"

Chourus repeat

I chop down trees
I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers
I put on womens clothing and hang around in bars

Chourus repeat

I chop down trees I wear high heels
suspendies and a bra
I wish I was a girly just like my dear papa

At least i thnk that is how it goes.

Gregor

Close enough. One of my all time favorite MP songs sung by my fave Python, Michael Palin

VM44

Song 113....Enjoy! --VM44

http://friends.l-and-a.com.au/addons/midi/song113.mid

Latte

VM44,

You should be banned from this site for that!

All I can say is.................

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

uriah

Found it -

ALL TOGETHER NOW, stand up straight you mounties

a1 a2 a 3.....

I sleep all night. I work all day.

Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.

I go to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.

He goes to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays he goes shopping

And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing

And hang around in bars.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on women's clothing

And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie,

Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)

Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

AK - Jeff

I prefer this version.

We have turned to wood and stone, for the true God true we've not known.
He is Governing Body, As he's often shown.
Brooklyn gods just cannot see, what in future days will be.
Thier witnesses all live in pain, Since none their godship can maintain.
Chorus: We're Jehovah's witnesses, We speak out of witlessness. Ours is the God of book publishing, we send in time-slips just to He.
2. You're my witneses' Fred said, other gods you need not dread.
I re-wrote your Bible, and your elders lead.
I both lied and stole from you, years you can't replace it's true.
Be good book-sellers, wear out your car; prove that my witnesses you are.
Chorus: We're Jehovah's witnesses, We speak out of witlessness. Ours is the God of book publishing, we send in time-slips just to He.
3. From blood uses we refrain, only fractions we will take.
We judge all others as wicked men, hope to sell them when we can.
Pardon we hold out to men, if Watchtowers they take again.
Thus bearing witness brings dollars in, and supports our Gods Brooklyn.
Chorus. We're Jehovah's witnesses, We speak out of witlessness. Ours is the God of book publishing, we send in time-slips just to He.

Jeff

Latte

Excellent AK - Jeff! I've never read that version....how very true...........

I both ;lied and stole from you, ;years you can't replace it's true.

LOL

crazies

VM44--LOL I was not expecting that when I came on this thread. Talk about memories. I used to love that song when I was a JW, wow it sure is total crap looking at it now!

Ténébreux

In one congregation I was in about 12 years ago they used to hold sign-language classes once a week for the benefit of a deaf sister who had no-one to talk to. I attended one of these and learned to SIGN that song. Picture a room full of people waving their arms around to the words "Men make gods of wood and stone, but the true God they've not known..." for about two hours. Totally bizarre.

stevenyc

NO OOOoo ooo oooo!!

You S.O.B.

I'm gonna have that tune in my head all day now!

steve

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