mouthy said: am a" tea tottler"(sp) I was counseled againt it. They said it was sending a wrong message to my studies ( at this time I had 10) It looked as if I was being Pious by NOT being a drinker.... Thank God it didnt make me start drinking.....I lived with drunks> That to me is hell
Then Mouthy met Mary. And Mouthy cursed the day she had met Mary. And lo, Mary planted a vineyard and grew grapes and made a wonderful Shiraz and took many bottles to Mouthy's place that they may celebrate Mouthy's birthday. And Mouthy got drunk and phoned Bethel around the 6th hour and told them all to 'Go To Hell'. And Bethel grew wrathful at Mouthy and got pissed off because they had already DF'd her, and there was nothing more they could do to her. And Mary was blessed with a vengeful nature, and she ordered "Wash Away Your Sins" soap and "Baby Jesus Butt Plugs" for everyone in Bethel from Uncle Bruce (who was the drunken King of the South).
And Mouthy became a drunk like Mary and Gumby and Delilah, and KW13 and Scully and Greendawn and Kid-A and Orangefatcat and all their forefathers...........and we partied our freaking heads off when we all met.