A slight exaggeration: the worst day was, and always will be the 14th of January, 1998
However, these last two days haven't been good. On Tuesday, unable to take the pain of a broken back tooth any longer, I rang my dentist's office to see if they could slot me in for an emergency extraction. The receptionist asked me "Has anyone told you you're a pain in the bum?"
When the dentist was looking in my mouth for the offending tooth with his little mirror thing, I knew he'd found it when he exclaimed "S***!" He gave me two needles, and after practically having to put his foot on my chest for leverage with the pliers, the tooth finally came out.
SInce then, the pain has varied from tolerable to excruciating; I'm subsisting on an alternating diet of Panadeine Forte (paracetamol and codeine) and Codis (aspirin and codeine). I woke up about an hour ago (3:27am) to an extreme stabbing pain; I took my Panadeine, but they're slow release, so they're only just kicking in now. That's why I'm up posting so early; I can't do anything else! Poor pitiful me...