by Kenneson 35 Replies latest jw friends
According to Webster's an oxymoron is a combination of contradictory or incongruous words. Here's an opportunity to add some of your favorite ones. I'll start it off.
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing.
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Loving Elder
Spiritual Paradise
Jehovah's Witnesses
am I close with any of these?
U
hells angels
jumbo shrimp
living dead
criminal justice
great depression
park on the driveway
drive on the parkway
Alone Together, Silent Scream, Living Dead, Same Difference, Taped Live, Plastic Glasses, Tight Slacks, Peace Force
Gumby
government intelligence
Oblivious to the Blatantly Obvious
"Jehovah's Witness" seems to be the big favorite oxymoron 'round here.
Business ethics
Fat chance and slim chance (which is worse or better)?
