WERE THERE ANY `YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS,MAN' moments in KH

by badboy 100 Replies latest jw friends

  • under_believer
    under_believer

    Heathen, here is the most recent word from the Society on dinosaurs (from 1990):

    *** g90 2/8 p. 11 What Happened to the Dinosaurs? ***

    The Genesis Account and Dinosaurs

    While the radioactive dating method is innovative, it is still based on speculation and assumption. In contrast, the Bible account in the first chapter of Genesis simply states the general order of creation. It allows for possibly thousands of millions of years for the formation of the earth and many millenniums in six creative eras, or “days,” to prepare the earth for human habitation.

    Some dinosaurs (and pterosaurs) may indeed have been created in the fifth era listed in Genesis, when the Bible says that God made “flying creatures” and “great sea monsters.” Perhaps other types of dinosaurs were created in the sixth epoch. The vast array of dinosaurs with their huge appetites would have been appropriate considering the abundant vegetation that evidently existed in their time.—Genesis 1:20-24.

    When the dinosaurs had fulfilled their purpose, God ended their life. But the Bible is silent on how he did that or when. We can be sure that dinosaurs were created by Jehovah for a purpose, even if we do not fully understand that purpose at this time. They were no mistake, no product of evolution. That they suddenly appear in the fossil record unconnected to any fossil ancestors, and also disappear without leaving connecting fossil links, is evidence against the view that such animals gradually evolved over millions of years of time. Thus, the fossil record does not support the evolution theory. Instead, it harmonizes with the Bible’s view of creative acts of God.

  • loosie
    loosie
    We weren't allowed marshmallows - blood.

    How can there be blood in marshmallows.

    Side note anyone know where I can get a list of these foods with blood in them. I would love to send this to some friends to have them go on a no blood diet...lol

  • Swan
    Swan
    That reminded me of a brother who said that 75% of the earth is covered with water, so maybe in the new world Jehovah would change some of us to breathe underwater and live at the bottom of the ocean!

    Doubleyou tee eff. That is insane.

    Yeah, it is! The problem is, though, when you are a little kids and you are told that, you tend to believe it for a long time. Little kids have no life experience to rely on to help differentiate between real and fantasy. What's a worse problem is that all of the adults who were old enough to know better didn't tell us kids any differently; they apparently just accepted it!

  • darcy
    darcy

    The underwater stuff is like the JW Santa Claus

  • Fleshybirdfodder
    Fleshybirdfodder

    I posted this before, but I thought it apt for this topic:

    During a shepherding call with me and my wife prior to our marriage, a French Canadian brother went on a bizarre rant in which he brought up medical marijuana and how it was helping people suffering with glaucoma and cancer and somehow applied it to his bible based view of a functional Christian married couple where each partner is able to admit when he/she is wrong.

    His words, "if we were wrong about marijuana, what else might we have to admit we were wrong about?"

    My wife and I have had many a discussion on this incident since, trying to figure out what the hell he was talking about.

    FBF

  • dfrizzy
    dfrizzy

    I was the congregation devil, even though I never really did anything wrong, except that I skateboarded more then I went out in service and my hair was a little longer then most

    I remember sitting quitely paying attention to the public talk one morning when the speaker (our hometown P.O.) was going about how we don't want to associate with "worldly people or copy worldy fads" Then he read through a list he compiled and to my horror and embarassment Skateboarding was on top of his list. EVERYONE in the whole hall immediately turned there heads and stared at me. I was like WTF is this guy thinking! I was pretty pissed off.

    Since when did getting exercise become a sin?

    Why is everything I'm good at shunned!

    da frizz

  • Stromboli
    Stromboli

    I think the funniest of them all is that one that they say quite often....

    Jesus came invisibly in 1914

    What?

    `YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS,MAN'

  • luna2
    luna2
    Why is everything I'm good at shunned!

    Its the dub way, darlin'. Anything that you can have a good time at, anything that some elder or elderette decides they don't like, anything somebody in the congregations feels like bitching about, it all gets criticized and labeled as "worldly" or "taking time and energy away from spiritual pursuits". Its all about control and making life a joyless wasteland.

  • lovelylil
    lovelylil

    FBF,

    isn't it obvious the guy was high at the time - on that medical marijuana?

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Luna2:

    Don't forget that some times it depends on your "pedigree" as to whether some thing is "worldly" or not.

    Warlock

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