We had popped through our letterbox today the following: "You are cordially invited to attend the Deliverance at hand district convention of JW's" at the National Ice Arena Nottingham, UK.
Now let me tell you, it is the tackiest flimsiest invite I ever did see. The paper is so thin it's almost tissue paper. The cover has three black & white pictures along the top which includes a picture of a rather healthy looking woman holding a child with the heading under it reading "Poverty". Now I am not being funny or just TRYING to be sarcastic, but really it was ridiculously silly. The next is of what I assume is a doctor standing over a patient with "epidemic" under it. Then 2 firefighters next to some rubble with the heading "Disaster" beneath it. ALL three pictures look as if they were taken in the 50's or 60's. The helmets on the firemen look silly... almost like Roman helmets.
There is then a big blue arrow pointing down to the traditional WTS paradise earth pic complete with smiling black family wearing tatty cardigans and pushing a wheelbarrow overflowing with fruit, a white family opposite picking flowers AND WAIT FOR IT............ WAIT......... WAAAAIIIIIT.... a little girl in the background stroking a lion who is drinking from a pond with COWS grazing in the background.
Riddle me this Batman. HOW THE HELL DID I buy into this SHIT for so long? I mean it is the lamest looking tract I have ever seen. Honestly more lame than the card I was handed by some religious nut on the High Street the other day.
Brit