Questions you would like to ask a Nephilim

by truthseeker 39 Replies latest jw friends

  • sass_my_frass
    sass_my_frass

    What was so difficult about learning to deal with your emotions, you big meanies? I mean c'mon, don't you just want a hug?

  • brutusmaximus
    brutusmaximus

    Were the ladies better looking back then then they are now? I guess that should really go to an angel as they escaped and the giants didn't

    Guy in the butcher shop says can I get the nice bit of meat from up there please? The butcher says sorry I can't the steaks are too high

    BM of the crappy jokes class

  • geevee
    geevee

    Just finished reading a book called angels and women......daravands aka nephilim were like foot soldiers for the devas aka demons...
    funny story by the way......as in strange

  • toreador
    toreador

    There is no Genesis 13:33

  • toreador
    toreador

    *** it-1 p. 929 Giant ***

    The faithless spies reported to the Israelites that in Canaan they "saw the Nephilim, the sons of Anak, who are from the Nephilim; so that we became in our own eyes like grasshoppers, and the same way we became in their eyes." (Nu 13:33) These men of extraordinary size, called the sons of Anak (probably meaning "Long-Necked [that is, of tall stature]"), were not actually Nephilim, as reported, but were only unusually tall men, for the Nephilim, the offspring of angels and women (Ge 6:4), perished in the Flood.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    How did if feel being punished fnord the sins of your father?

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo


    ''So, do you call Him 'Jehovah', or 'Grandad'?''

  • kazar
    kazar

    Seeing as you are a "giant", how big was the angel who fathered you--specifically, at your conception?

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo

    ''Does your dad moult in the Summer? 'cos my canary does...''

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    HOW LONG CAN YOU TREAD WATER?

    W.Once

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