Catholic girls
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and
they all perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when
St. Peter asks the
first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with
a male organ?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the
head of one with
the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the
Holy Water and pass
through
the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same
question, " Sandra , have
you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once
I fondled and
stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand
in the Holy Water
and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the
line of girls. One girl
is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she
reaches the front,
St.Peter says, "Reva, What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that
Holy Water, I want to
do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."
Joke: Catholic Girls. May be offensive to some but still hilarious!
by Robdar 9 Replies latest social humour
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Robdar
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Elsewhere
LMAO!
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Matty
Robyn - That is just soooo wrong!
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DanTheMan
That's it Robyn...you're getting a spanking for that.
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KrazyKate
That was too funny. I have to use that Joke.
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Sad emo
I liked that one!
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Double Edge
NAW - T !!
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Robdar
Robyn - That is just soooo wrong!
True Matty. But it's just so funny!
That's it Robyn...you're getting a spanking for that. Oh Dan, I just love it when you get all manly on me like that! That was too funny. I have to use that Joke. Go for it Krazy Kate. It was sent to me by a good friend in TX. He would luv it if you got more mileage out of it. Hi Elsewhere, Narkissos, SadEmo and Double Edge. Thanks for sharing in the good times! Hmmm, I hope this joke doesn't get removed...... Robs
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delilah
I hope this joke doesn't get removed......
me too............it's a good one.