any ideas??
What Are Effective Ways To Get Rid of The Witnesses?
by minimus 43 Replies latest jw friends
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FreeFromWTBS
While I appreciate that you believe you are doing something good, I would prefer not to be contacted, Please place me on your do not call list.
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hamsterbait
Start talking about their bit-part sidekick (aka Jesus).
Say you believe there is no other name under heaven by which to be saved.
They usually run a mile.
HB
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minimus
JWs hate talking about Jesus Christ. They really do.
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Finally-Free
I haven't had any come by yet, but I think something simple like, "F*ck off, cult boy!" would suffice.
W
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drew sagan
Hmmm.....
"Why don't you say the good ol:'
I used to be a Witness but then I realized one day that God would never choose to personally accept a group of people who taught the Egyptian pyramids where linked to Christs rulership and reject everbody else. If he could accept that error, he could accept the error of other groups as well."
That should do it. -
Mary
Hang a I LOVE RAY FRANZ sign on your door. This should effectively get rid of 99% of them.
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KW13
Buy a gun
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Jim_TX
I've always told my non-JW friends to tell 'em...
"I'm apostate."
or...
"I'm disfellowshipped."
I figure that outta send 'em running.
Regards,
Jim TX
Note: I do not feel 'apostate' and am not disfellowshipped. I just feel that this plays into their superstitions.
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Dr Jekyll
Have you tried sawing up the bodies and then boiling the body pieces till the flesh falls apart?