It all started with C. Columbus. We'll just call him Chris for short....k?
Here's a pic of him hitting people on his boat in the head with a ship boom. He's the one on the boom hitting people.
Here's one of Chris when he was buff.
Here's one when he turned gay
....and here's one when he landed on US soil (unknowingly to Chris)
...and this is where the abuse all started. That tall indian lady in the backround rode poor young Chris like a crazed cowboy when he was only a young 20 year old man till the wee hours of the night. ( wee is really a long time) She abused him so bad he turned out to be a lyin, greedy, hearless, asshole and he influenced his offspring.....the Americans..... (also known as the Christopherites) and thats when we started having problems.....and that's I gotta say bout that there.
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