Girlfriend...we ALL have these stories!! When I first got my period my mother hadnt told me ANYTHING. Her way of dealing with it was to open the bathroom door, throw a BELT and a pad at me and say "here, use this." This was in like 1968 before the sticky pads so you had to wear this contraption that clipped onto each end of a pad and the damn thing NEVER stayed in place! So yeah..it was bulging, slipping, leaking, and sticking out of everything. Like puberty isnt bad enough! And of course my mom told my dad and I wanted to kill her. One time I came home from a date and walked into the living room with him only to find that the DOG had dragged EVERY ONE OF THE USED KOTEX PADS into the living room from the bathroom and had ripped them apart. There were nasty bloody napkin pieces EVERYWHERE. Holy sheet. Wanted to DIE DIE DIE!
Hey...if you were standing at a bus stop and picked a huge juicy booger and had nowhere to put it and flicked it and it landed on somebody's eye glasses and a cute guy behind you that you didnt know was there saw you and said "Hey!! Thats my MOTHER you flicked that on!"...then hey...you'd have a case :)