WTS and Porn

by Marvin Shilmer 17 Replies latest jw friends

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  vitty

  
  
  
  
  Sister: Brother prick can I speak to you in private?
  

  Brother prick: Of course, how can I help?

  Sister Last night I was on the Internet and a porn site just popped up and well.........I must confess I looked at the the pics.........I didnt mean to they where just there

  Brother prick Surely, sister you mean your father was on the the Internet?

  Sister Urrrrr no, it was me

  Brother prick But your a sister...................I havent got any info on how to deal with a sister, only brothers.................now was it your hubby?

  Sister No..............it was me.............I was looking at the pics

  Brother prick Well ill be dammed.............I think ill have to call a JC..........

  At the JC

  Brother prick.................now sister youve confessed to looking at porn pics...........that good,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I mean its good you confessed...........but after hours of interrogation ...........we come to the conclusion that you must be ............disfellowshipped...............

  Sister.............what but I told you it was an accident and I confessed and I didnt do any of those terrible things you asked me

  Brother prick what can I say ...you are a sister ...............you are a whore and must be punished

  edited to say: "you are a woman................you are a whore and must be punished"
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  Genesis

  Reading this thread I was thinking : God how could I have been so blind all these years, old mans in Crooklin deciding which sexual taste could DF you.
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  jojochan

  Brother prick.................now sister youve confessed to looking at porn pics...........that good,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I mean its good you confessed...........but after hours of interrogation ...........we come to the conclusion that you must be ............disfellowshipped...............
  

  Sister.............what but I told you it was an accident and I confessed and I didnt do any of those terrible things you asked me

  Brother prick what can I say ...you are a sister ...............you are a whore and must be punished

  
  

  
  Which I would be MORE than happy to administer to the poor sexually repressed sister. To further site "resoning from the Karma Sutra"XD

  I remember when I was in and would sit through those elder and ministerial servant meetings with the C.O and when a letter like that would come around it would seem like it would take FOREVER to go through. In my mind I was thinking that they are awfully obsessed when it came to PrOn. LOL....

  sometimes you just gotta wonder.

  jojochan.The "ministerial slapper."
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  aniron

  I take it this was a letter sent to Elders in USA.

  I wonder if Elders here in Britain have received such a letter?

  We should all send a copy to any JW's we know.
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  seawolf

  I guess nothing happens to a sister who watches porn................

  ...or the brother that watches the sister watching porn....
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  TD

  I'm still curious if the JW's actually have a working definition of what constitutes "Porn" or whether this is an entirely subjective judgement that varies from country to country.
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  cognizant dissident

  My first thought, like Blondie, was it never even occurred to them that it could be a sister viewing porn or heaven forbid, masturbating to porn. Could you just imagine what the letter would say if it had occurred to them:

  Any sister who confesses to viewing porn will immediately be questioned by the entire body of elders as to the explicitness of her arousal and whether she masturbated or not. If the sister is unable to provide an explicit enough verbal description to satisfy the entire body of elders then a demonstration of the sin in question may be required! This last requirement may be waved if the sister is old, fat, or ugly.

  I was also confused about the brother viewing porn of a homosexual nature. If it was too women homosexuals getting it on would it still be considered of a "more serious nature".

  Cog
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  cyberdyne systems 101

  The thing that gets me most is:

  'Additionally, if following the Kingdom Ministry School the elders judicially reproved a brother for viewing forms of pornography that may not have merited judicial action, the decision should stand.'

  Its all about protecting the image! Can't say a mistake was made can we, oh no!

  CS 101