by Warlock 104 Replies latest jw friends
Since I have a rather morbid sense of humor, and none of us is going to see Armageddon...............................
What would you like to be written on your tombstone? I'll start.
"Buried face down...........and you know the rest"
"His last word were..............Boy, I'm getting hot!"
"Pepperoni, sausage, black olives and extra cheese"
Warlock
"Talk to me. I can still hear you."
GentlyFeral
''I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL''
Here lies stilla - he liked to have his cake and eat it (he liked it both ways would be a bit risque for a tombstone)
"You have something green stuck in your teeth."
or
"Dont Follow Me, Im Lost Too"
That "I told you I was ill" is one of the most famous tombstones in the country. Its on a grave in Key West. They have tours there and give people a list of tombstones to find.
I'm still breathing...please hurry.
Brooke
"She was happy and she knew it." (Pinched from Gwen Frostic.)
"Died saving his family from a sinking battleship" (from the movie Royal Tenenbaums)
A pro-JW troll got really mad at me in a thread a few months back - he was freaking on Armaggedon and going on about how could I live with the terrible knowledge that I was going to die in a downpour of nuclear fire. Wasn't my life miserable that way?
I posted back that quote from Oscar Wilde - "Living well is the best revenge" - mostly in a light hearted effort to ease up the thread a little.
So, he posts back - "that's just great...is that what you want written as your epitaph? I am sure it will really comfort your faithful JW friends...etc.blah,etc,blah."
Now that I think about it, though, a person could do worse than that little phrase...
__ Vacancy!
or
"Lived life, lived well, did good. Keep doing this in remembrance of me!"
