How can you say football is boring???
You get to sing loads of great songs - The Dambusters - every time you see a German
Rooneys got a monkey head...monkey head... monkey head...
eeeehhhhhh Macalele (to the tune of The Macarena)
Youre going home in a London Ambulance (to the opposition) and also
You could have come in a taxi plus, the all time great...
Youre not singing... youre not singing... youre not singing anymore